It's Never Too Late to Apologize

This is a call to everyone who voted for Barack Hussein Obama to apologize to America. Let's discuss briefly the HOPE and CHANGE that has come with the election of the Anointed One.
1. The highest unemployment rates since the great depression with no end in sight.
Don't even try to blame it on Bush. The Anointed One promised that if the ARRA bill was passed unemployment wouldn't reach 8%!
2. The Federal Government is operating under the biggest budget deficit of all time.
3. Barack has spent more money than every other President in the history of the U.S. combined. He hasn't even been in office for a year!
4. Barack has weakened our national security with the Great Apology Tour of 09. He has weakened our soldiers by imposing dangerous rules of engagement in Afghanistan and Iraq.
5. Barack promised to close Guantanamo Bay... that happened... wait, no it didn't.
6. Barack campaigned that he would change Washington. He did deliver on that promise. He turned Washington into Chicago.
7. Barack declared that the U.S. has shown arrogance throughout the world.
Barack is the one who has shown nothing but arrogance in his time in office by openly acting against the will of the people in regards to stimulus spending, bank bailouts, auto bailouts, cap and trade, appointments in the form of Sotomayor and the new "czars", and most importantly the health care bill. Barack is so smart that he doesn't have to listen to country that elected him.
8. Barack told us that if health care isn't passed that the country would go bankrupt.
Why is that? Could it be because Medicare, Medicaid, and Social Security are all bankrupt?
(Just a side note... The Constitution does not grant the Federal government power to create entitlement programs.)
9. Barack has shown by his words and actions that he has no respect for the individual and that by punishing those who provide wealth and jobs that the unproductive parasites of society will continue to empower him.
10. To end with the most disgusting, most repulsive, most horrific thing that Barack Hussein Obama has done in his first of 4 LONG YEARS is to appoint the perv, pedophile Kevin Jennings as the "safe school" czar. Dedicated followers please do your own research on this disgusting virus. It makes me want to vomit when I read about who this horrible man (if you can call him a man) is and what to what he has dedicated his life. I would write in detail about what this skid mark of society has done, but it is too horrific. Included is a link to the most recent story about what our newly appointed "safe school" czar feels is appropriate for middle and high school students to be reading.

WARNING: THE ARTICLE IS GRAPHIC AND SHOULD ONLY BE READ BY THOSE WHO ARE NOT EASILY OFFENDED
http://biggovernment.com/2009/12/17/fistgate-x-kevin-jennings-suggested-reading-for-kids-included-sick-book-that-romanticized-rape-of-a-13-year-old-media-silent-2/

How graphic you ask? I stopped reading it halfway through out of disgust.

If you knew that this was the HOPE and CHANGE that was promised, would you still have voted for him?
The apologies should be posted in the comment section. Admitting your mistake in voting for the worst President in the history of the U.S.A. is the first step to recovery.

Sorry, George

5 Quotes from George Washington with relevance to the picture:

1."Guard against the impostures of pretended patriotism."

2. "Arbitrary power is most easily established on the ruins of liberty abused to licentiousness."

3. "It will be found an unjust and unwise jealousy to deprive a man of his natural liberty upon the supposition he may abuse it."

4. "Let us with caution indulge the supposition that morality can be maintained without religion. Reason and experience both forbid us to expect that national morality can prevail in exclusion of religious principle. "

5. "To contract new debts is not the way to pay old ones."

Sorry, George... I wouldn't want my picture taken with Pelosi (stretch) either. Isn't that picture just creepy?

Recent Reflections

I'm stoked to see Men Who Stare at Goats because it would be sweet to kill a goat with my mind
Baseball is still stupid
Green is the new red... think about it Comrade
Last week a friend's mom said I was cute... thank you
Later that day a different friend's mom said the same thing... thank you, too
The day before that my Grandparents told me that I looked cute in my cycling clothes... that's just weird to me
Hamburgers are better with a fried egg and bacon
Bride Wars is a stupid movie

Really?

Being a lean guy is a disadvantage when it comes to clothes shopping. Finding a pair of jeans that fit didn't exist for me until the emo/indie/no self hygiene phase came into full swing amongst the nations' trashy youth dirty hippie wannabes. For everyone else, they wear "skinny" jeans. I now wear normal jeans. Finding t-shirts that fit was harder than finding jeans. If I wanted the shirt to fit my chest, I sacrificed the length and wore belly shirts. If I wanted the shirt to be the right length, I had to wear fat boy shirts and look like a white guy trying to not be white. Then, along came American Apparel... finally, shirts that were designed for me! I had never experienced a fit so perfect on any article of clothing before. My favorite shirts were from American Apparel... that is until I was made aware of how ridiculously retarded American Apparel (the company) actually is...
HEY, American Apparel, (because you read my blog) being gay isn't illegal. Spend less time worrying about if your jeans are the skinniest, and more time becoming informed. I'll break it down for you. Being gay isn't illegal. Gays aren't denied any civil rights. In fact, gays not only have all the same civil rights that I have, but they are more protected by the State than I am. If I went out and assaulted a gay dude (knowing or not knowing of his sexual choice) I would be labeled intolerant and be convicted of a hate crime, for which I would receive a more harsh punishment than if I would have assaulted a normal white guy. With roles reversed, and me being assaulted by a gay dude, there would be no hate crime. Not only do gays have more federal and state protection than I do, but the use of their freedom of speech trumps my religions' freedom of peaceful assembly. They're allowed not only to protest, but enter places of worship and harass members of my church because of our belief that marriage is ordained of God and is only between a man and a women.
And really, if you want to be all hippie-esque and profess your so-called "equal" rights agenda, you should include a few new shirts in your line of clothing: Legalize first cousin marriage, Legalize incest, and Legalize marriage to animals, because really? Who are you to judge someone else's sexual preference?
American Apparel, for your superior lack of acumen, I am boycotting you. And to quote our distinguished Senator Harry Reid as said to the director of advertising for the Review Journal, Bob Brown,"I hope you go out of business."

Funny Stuff From Today

Today, a few funny things happened.
1. I learned that my new employer provided health care plan is called a P.O.S. (point of service), which is not to be confused with Obama's proposed health care plan which is also a P.O.S. (piece of shiz).

2. My brother Courtney works with me. I had him cold calling some existing customers to sell them maintenance agreements. An unnamed customer that we will call Dr. had a new objection to renewing her maintenance agreement. This objection was unlike any objection that I've overcome, yet even heard. Here is my condensed recount of the phone conversation:
Court: It's time to renew your maintenance agreement.
Dr.: I'm not going to be renewing this year. My medical practice has really been hurting with all this talk of Obama Care, so I'm cutting costs as much as possible.
Court: It is still important to maintain your systems. (Or, he said something similar to that)
Dr.: I'll renew my maintenance agreement when your President pulls his head out of his a**.
Court: Alright have a nice day.

Dr.... If you're reading this, expect a call from me in 3 1/2 years.

3. Last... I attended a missionary fireside tonight that was just great. To close out the night, the speaker had a short DVD presentation. Because of technical difficulties, the music would play from the DVD, but the picture stayed on the TV station. So, I experienced a very uplifting, spiritual song to Dolly Parton doing a shimmy. My spirit was lifted!

I Just Can't Wait for Aug. 14th!

I fancy going to the movies, even though most of the movies that I've seen lately have been busts. Every once in a long while a movie comes along that really gets me excited i.e. The Lord of the Rings, The Di Vinci Code, and The Hangover...

This year is providing a new flick that will soon become one of the greatest love stories of all time...

My top 5 reasons why "The Time Travelers' Wife" is a must see:
1. Rachel McAdams
2. Time Traveling
3. Lifehouse (soundtrack)
4. Rachel McAdams
5. Rachel McAdams

I'm Back

Recently, I was asked why I hadn’t blogged for so long. My response: At first, Obama was pretty funny with all the stupid crap he was pulling. I figured he’d get over his narcissism pretty quick and that congress would do their job and put him in check. I couldn’t have been more incorrect. Obama isn’t funny anymore.

I've decided to start blogging about subjects besides Obama, but my blog title will remain the same for now…

Tonight I will blog about being a white man. Why it sucks to be a white man…

1. People just assume that you can’t dance
2. People assume that you can’t jump
3. People look at you funny when you order hot links and sweet potato pie from Cook’s BBQ
4. There is no situation ever when you can get away with saying the “n” word
5. You can’t get a scholarship for just being a white male
6. You pay more taxes
7. Watching Oprah is not an option… ever
8. It’s unacceptable to wear a purple suit or use a cane when you don’t need one to walk
9. You can’t win a discrimination lawsuit
10.  You’ll never have as good of judgment as a wise Latina woman

Sonia is such an inspiring woman!

The Truth is Out There

Yesterday, I spent my Saturday morning bringing back my glory days by playing some volleyball with the high school team my sister in law coaches. One of her players, Mario, has a remarkable resemblance to former American Idol hopeful, Sanjaya. Mario/Sanjaya is a pretty good player, but that really has nothing to do with the story... just thought I'd give him a shout out in case he happens to come across my blog. ANYWAY, Mario/Sanjaya got me thinking about the real Sanjaya. What ever happened to that guy? After volleyball that morning, I decided to do a little online research to find out what Sanjaya has been up to ever since he made America sparkle (stupid Twilight joke) during Idol Season 6. My findings are startling and can really explain a lot...

What?! Sanjaya, you cut your hair, changed your name and birth certificate (bah!), and became the President of the United States?! My word, you've been a busy young man! 

I should win some sort of an award. I'm the first person in the U.S. that has a logical explanation behind the new economic policies being crammed down our throats.

Frankly, I must give it up to Sanjaya/Obama (because they're the same person) for proving that when you're a young, under qualified minority, it doesn't matter what comes out of your mouth as long as you look good doing it.

Roast or Toast?

To help me blog with more frequency, I’ve decided to add a reoccurring post subject that I call Roast or Toast. The title is self-explanatory. This week my inspiration comes from BO’s magnificent appearance on the Tonight Show.

Roast: Really BO? Making fun of special Olympic athletes? I’d like to personally thank Barack Obama for showing what happens when he doesn’t have a teleprompter. His true intelligence and amazing speaking ability that everyone raves about was shown in all of its glory.

Toast: Let us all raise our glasses for Kolan McConiughey, the special Olympic bowler who told reporters that BO’s score wasn’t high enough to be special Olympic quality. Kolan, we all thank you for criticizing BO without being called a racist or intolerant by our slanted media.

Pork Anyone?

So, I've been at home all this week with a wicked flu, which has given me a ton of time to catch up on my blogging. I decided to do a little reading of the the new congressional spending bills... 

9000 Earmarks !!!!!!!!!!

“We need earmark reform,” Obama said in September during a presidential debate in Oxford, Miss. “And when I’m president, I will go line by line to make sure that we are not spending money unwisely.”

Oh, really BO… 7.7 billion dollars in earmarks in just this bill! Didn’t you promise to reduce earmarks to the 1994 level, which was around 7.4 billion dollars? You've only been in office a month! I think you’re well on your way slugger…

Let’s look at some of the pork:

$100,000 for the relief of Maine lobstermen

$143,000 to Las Vegas Natural History Museum to expand education programs - Harry Reid

$200,000 for Tattoo Removal

$1,000,000 for Mass. Fisheries for scallop research – Barney Frank

Reading this makes me want to be a scallop so I could get some free money.